Some of the midwest and east coast have gotten a taste of old man winter early and rapper Jim Jones has returned with his hilarious weather report for New Yorkers.
“This is a special weather advisory. Ya heard? Jack just knocked on my motherf—ing door and asked me how I’m doing. Ya heard?” Jones said in his weather report video that he shared on Instagram on Tuesday (Nov. 12).
“It’s colder than a b—-. Don’t be playing out here. You got them lace fronts you better get a headband for that s— before that s—freeze up baby girl. It ain’t looking too good.”
“This s— is colder than the feet on a barefoot Eskimo standing on a lake in Alaska,” Jones said with his hood on his head.”My man Punch said, ‘It’s colder than a hooker’s heart on Sunday.'”
“They say this winter is going to be colder than any winter in the past 100 something years. That’s cold, jack. That’s chilly ya heard?” Jones continued.
“Please, please stay warm out there. I urge you. This is your n—-ologist. Ya heard? Weatherman Jim. I’m back jack. It’s chilly,” Jones concluded.