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ORLANDO, FL - MARCH 17: Ducklings swim during the second round of the Arnold Palmer Invitational Presented By MasterCard at Bay Hill Club and Lodge on March 17, 2017 in Orlando, Florida. (Photo by Richard Heathcote/Getty Images)

Yup, this is a TRUE story folks. A duck named Dave has had to have his penis removed after injuring it being “over-amorous”. The duck’s owner, Josh Watson, claims he was mating with its female companions, Dora, Edith and Freda up to 10 times a day and because of that, got a nasty infection. He’s feeling much better now but Josh says he thinks he definitely misses it.

“I think he’s a nymphomaniac. He’s got a high sex drive… So I think that’s what caused it.”