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SAN FRANCISCO - APRIL 03: Gummi Bears are displayed in a glass jar at Sweet Dish candy store April 3, 2009 in San Francisco, California. As the economy continues to struggle, candy sales are rising as Americans seek to comfort themselves during the difficult economic times. (Photo by Justin Sullivan/Getty Images)

Who knew you could find such things on Etsy?!  Let’s hope that you don’t receive one of these gummy goody bags any time soon!

WARNING! ADULT CONTENT! NSFW!

According to Delish, there is a seller on Etsy called, “Ship A Bag Of D*cks” that will send a bag of gummy penises to anyone you want, anonymously!  They’re playing off the popular phrase, “Eat a bag of d*cks!” Right now, one bag of these dirty sweet treats is selling for just $8.79.  I don’t know about the shipping or handling charges.  If you want to be a wise ass to your friends or mess with an enemy, click here for more info.

I wonder if this is where Antonio Brown got his “bag?”  Oh wait, he inappropriately delivered them in-person, never mind.