TOKYO, JAPAN – SEPTEMBER 18: A Burger King employee holds a stack of sliced black cheese at a company restaurant on September 18, 2014 in Tokyo, Japan. The black hamburgers, one a Kuro Pearl at 480 yen, has black buns and cheese smoked with bamboo charcoal and black sauce made of squid ink. The other, the Kuro Diamond at 690 yen, comes also with lettuce, tomato, onion and mayonnaise. The burgers are available from September 19 through early November in Burger King restaurants throughout Japan. (Photo by Keith Tsuji/Getty Images)
From the files of, did we really need this comes a new invention. Mayonnaise slices! A company in Japan is taking preorders for MAYO SLICES. You can buy a package of four slices of mayo that look just like slices of cheese . . . only, you know, they're mayo. There's no word on whether they might make it over to the U.S. . . . but would you even want them if they did?
