LONDON – SEPTEMBER 26: An ambulance parked outside the Accident & Emergency department at a London Hospital on September 26 2007 in London, England. PM Gordon Brown has announced plans to make the National Health Service a top priority, increasing funding with ?50 million from strategic health authority budgets. (Photo by Cate Gillon/Getty Images)
There's a guy named Erik, and he and his wife Katie were roleplaying handyman and lonely housewife when they came up with the idea to have the "handyman" remove a doorknob . . . then they'd have sex through the hole. So Erik took some "enhancement pills" and they actually DID start having sex through the door. But . . . his junk got STUCK. And he was in so much pain they had to call 911. The paramedics couldn't get him free, so they had to saw off part of the door, and Erik went to the ER with his junk stuck in a little square of wood. Fortunately, the doctors managed to get him free without any permanent damage.
