Well if you can’t get a prince to marry you, have him arrested. Palwinda Kaur, a lawyer from India, says she was contacted by Prince Harry on social media and he’d told her he wanted to marry her. Despite already being married to Meghan Markle and having a baby and one on the way. But, surprise surprise, he never showed up and the wedding never happened. So, she pleaded to the highest court in India seeking legal action AND for police to arrest Prince Harry so they could wed “without any further delay.” She even went so far as to message Prince Charles informing him of his son’s engagement to her. After an investigation it turns out the whole thing was “nothing but a daydreamer’s fantasy about marrying Prince Harry.” And the actual person she was speaking to was operating out of an internet cafe in a village in northern India.