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LONDON - OCTOBER 18: Rows of hanging Crocs in the first UK Crocs store on October 18, 2007 in London England. Crocs have launched a new Mammoth model for the winter to celebrate the opening of the new store. (Photo by Cate Gillon/Getty Images)

Here’s the dumbest new fashion trend no one will be able to afford anyway.  The brand Balenciaga is going to start selling STILETTO CROCS.

They debuted at a virtual fashion show online the other day.  And yes . . . they’re more or less just regular Crocs with a massive high-heel on the back.  But it’s not as pointy as a normal stiletto . . . probably because you’d immediately break both of your ankles.

They’re part of Balenciaga’s 2022 spring collection.  So it might be a while before you can buy them.  And no word yet on price.  But a few years back, they sold PLATFORM Crocs that cost $850.