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Wines wait to be tasted at the 'International Wine Challenge' event at Lords Cricket ground on April 16, 2012 in London, England. Judges will taste over 10,000 bottles of wine from across the globe, with wines in each category winning either Gold, Silver, Bronze or Commended in the biggest and most important event of its kind in the world. Wines awarded with Gold Medals then go on to be re-tasted in the Trophy Round to decide which may be awarded Champion status. (Photo by Dan Kitwood/Getty Images)

Imagine you’re at a friend’s house . . . they offer to open up a nice bottle of wine . . . and then uncork THIS.  You can now buy rosé in wine bottles shaped like a guy’s JUNK.

They’re not really intended for classy dinner parties.  Some guy came up with the idea while talking to his buddies about how their wives had been to so many BACHELORETTE parties with phallic straws and cups.  So that’s their target market.

The brand name is kind of genius.  The wine is called “JUST THE TIPSY.”  They’re on sale right now at for $33 a bottle, plus shipping.  They only have rosé for now, no other types of wine.