NYT published and then deleted an article claiming fruit aliens are responsible for watermelons on mars… Authorities rescued a man who said he’d been trapped for two days inside a fan in a winery… Ohio lawmakers debating a bill on Tuesday were spoken to by a nurse who claims vaccines are making people magnetic… Hikers and campers are being warned in NC after a string of bears stealing backpacks… Police responded to Pocahontas Park in Florida to find a couple performing oral sex inside a children’s crawling tunnel… A daredevil died after jumping off a 120 ft cliff and accidentally landed on a tourist boat… An Altoona man accused of stalking a woman led police on a foot chase across roofs… During a hearing of the house committee on natural resources, Louie Gohmert asked if they could alter the orbits of the earth or the moon to help fight climate change… A Georgia woman visiting south Florida accidentally shot her sister in the face while handing her a gun… A retired nun has pled guilty after embezzling $800,000 from school funds for gambling…