The President of Ecuador declared a state of emergency after a prison fight killed at least 116 people and injured 80… A man in India got caught trying to smuggle gold paste…up his ass… A Florida woman moved her full sized couch using her Mini Cooper… In Scotland there’s a mountain of used teabags in a kitchen, at least six feet tall… A Turkish man who wandered off drunk into a forest joined a search and rescue party to find himself… A passenger on a Miami flight was arrested after opening the door and jumping onto the wing of the plane… A 59 year old former French cop revealed himself to be a serial killer, which was revealed in a suicide note with his body… A large brawl of 100 kids broke out at Six Flags… The 18th time thieves tried to steal a sports car from a man, the guy ran out naked with a rifle and opened fire… A new drug in the Congo is rattling cops, it comes from crushed up catalytic converters…