Incarcerated people were chained to walls and forced to listen to baby shark… Cannibal killed and ate a man named Kevin Bacon… Woman wandered away from her nursing home while she had dementia… Man peeled a banana and found two bananas in one peeling…  Woman threatens to kill boyfriend’s family dog for them changing their wifi password… Security researchers found flaws in the first ever app chastity lock… Gynecologist was discovered that he had been putting all his sperm in the sperm chambers in the building…