Florida woman arrested after sitting on people naked… Off duty police officer struck pedestrian and put the body in the car… Man threatened employees with machete because bathroom was closed… Woman stole $900,000 for gambling addiction… Webcam model discharged a gun in her vagina… Clearwater man sits on women after taking too long on workout equipment…  Grandmother bought dancing  cursing cactus… Man attacked by a crocodile after mistaking it for a statue…