Man didn’t know uncle was dead when he brought body to post office to collect pension… Woman developed cough and pink eye after coming in contact with one of the monkeys from truck crash… Lion loses testicles after lioness’s pounce him for stealing food… Woman discovered 3-million-dollar lottery prize in spam folder…  Fisherman found bag of human skulls in Spui River… Student lost nipples after he was dared to spray body spray on them… School board denied litter boxes in bathrooms for student furries…