Would YOU Wear Stick-On Swimwear?! (VIDEO & PICS)

It's a "hell no" for me!  "The Black Tape Project" debuted stick-on swimwear at Miami Swim Week!

This is probably NSFW, so watch it at your own discretion! Who needs a traditional swimsuit when you can just grab some DUCT TAPE and hit the beach!  I'm wondering how many "wardrobe malfunctions" would happen if you wore these in a pool or the ocean?  Are they waterproof?  I have so many questions!