How To Cook Turkey: Don’t Be Clark Griswold

How to cook your perfect turkey somewhat depends on what you do BEFORE you pop it in the oven.

There is nothing better than a perfectly prepared turkey on Thanksgiving. Usually, I wait for the moment after everyone sits down and takes the first bite. If I hear a moment of silence, that's usually good news. We nailed it again this year.

What that said, there's nothing worse than facing a Clark Griswold turkey. To me, it ruins the day. I know that I may be petty. Thanksgiving is about being grateful. This is why I took over making the turkey each year. It was the only way I could almost guarantee a decent meal.

So I decided to share my tips on how to make a delicious turkey. Of course, these are just basic tips, that I have come up with over the years, through trial and error. Here we go!

While it costs more, I always go with Butterball. If you go frozen, I'd defrost in fridge on a plate starting the Sunday before TG, the latest. If you start defrosting TOO close, the inside may still be frozen by cooking day.

To make sure your turkey cooks evenly, let it sit on the counter for about an hour before cooking time. You want it room temperature so it cooks evenly. There is nothing worse than an overcooked outside, and an UNDERCOOKED inside. Make sure you wash it with cool water, and remove the giblets, which are usually in a plastic bag inside the turkey. I toss them. If you forget to remove them, don't panic. The turkey producers understand that and make the plastic bag oven friendly. But it's better if you remove the bag before you cook. I don't use stuffing. Some folks throw a full orange into the cavity for some flavor. Here's why I don't need that.

What has worked for me, to make sure the turkey comes out cooked AND moist, is this: a flavor injector. You can buy it in any super market. Once you rinse the turkey, gently paper towel it off to take off any existing water. Then, wrap it snuggly with cellophane wrap, pulling the legs together enough to where the cellophane makes a nice, snug fit around the whole turkey.

The flavor injector is like a syringe. This is the magic secret. In four key areas, I inject a butter and herb mixture. The mixture consists of a LITTLE Mrs. Dash, a LITTLE garlic powder, and real melted butter. The key areas to inject are: Twice in both breasts, twice in both legs and that's it. You want to inject the full syringe filled with the mixture. You will inject THROUGH the cellophane. The cellophane (for the most part) holds the mixture IN, so it won't squirt back out. This way it can spread around evenly inside. Inject it slowly, or it may fill too soon and overflow under the cellophane. It's ok for a little of the mixture to seep out. Once you are done injecting, gently pull off cellophane and discard it. If you have some remaining mixture you can drip a little on the outside. I don't use ALOT of garlic powder or salt, because some of these turkeys come PRE-BRINED, which means they may already haven enough salt in them. The butter has salt too. You could use turkey or chicken broth as well, combine both butter with broth.

My rule it to pre-heat at 350. I cover the turkey in foil with a pretty tight seal, and cook it at 15 minutes per pound. So if you have a 10-12 pound turkey, it's in for 2 hours 45 minutes to 3 hours. BUT, I check it every hour, for a little basting on the outside. Close the oven door fast! You don't want to lose heat. For the last hour, I take foil off and monitor using the thermometer.

Make sure you get a GOOD digital thermometer and use the poultry cooking instructions for the proper temperature. I take it out around 160 to 165 degrees F. Even if you take it out at 160, it will still cook internally while it's out on the stove top. I add a new layer of foil loosely to keep it warm when it's out of the oven. I insert the thermometer at the point when the leg joint connects to, you know. Because my oven is new, I always end up pulling it out, a little before the projected end time. New ovens are very efficient and hold the heat in better. That last hour is key, and it must be watched.

If you do this right, you won't need gravy! (Even though you want it!) That's how to cook turkey, and NOT be a Clark Griswold! Good luck!

'Tis the season to eat a lot of turkey! The weather is getting colder, and the winter holidays are slowly approaching, but first up is the most delicious holiday, Thanksgiving. It's a time to reunite with family and friends to gather around the table and enjoy a homecooked meal together.

Imagine this... It's a chilly Thursday morning, and you wake up to do one of three things. You are either staying in your jammies, brewing a cup of coffee, and plopping on the couch to watch the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. Or maybe you're throwing on your sneakers to run a Turkey Day marathon, or maybe you're the GOAT of the day, the Thanksgiving chef. But whichever person you are on the morning of Thanksgiving, you all gather around the table for an incredible meal. There is one exception: if you are not the Thanksgiving Day chef, you should be the Thanksgiving Day dishwasher. It's polite to whoever cooked the meal you've been looking forward to all year.

Of course, turkey is the star of the holiday, and taking on the responsibility of cooking the bird is a big deal. But, we all know the sides are the best part of the Thanksgiving dish. Everyone has their favorite side that they look forward to most, but have you ever wondered what your favorite side dish says about you? If so, or even if not, I have you covered! Share this with your guests at this year's holiday for a fun conversation at the dinner table.

So, at this year's Thanksgiving holiday dinner, you can say, "Grandma, you are such a mashed potato!" Please don't call your beloved grandmother a potato without her first reading this article. Happy holidays!

Find out what your favorite Thanksgiving side dish says about you! 

If your favorite side dish is mac and cheese, you don't take your time with your family for granted. You appreciate the small things in life and the memories you've created. Your first taste of mac and cheese was when you were a child, and you still remember how your face lit up after that first bit. You're a nostalgic person that wants to capture every moment.

Your fondness for corn as your favorite Thanksgiving dish suggests that you have a cheerful and optimistic outlook on life. You're down to earth, and you prefer the simplicity in life. You don't need anything too fancy schmancy. The vibrant color of corn on your rather muted plate is how others perceive you, as the shining light in their lives.

You're a warm and welcoming person. On the outside, green bean casserole sounds like an unappealing dish because its main ingredient is a veggie. Right? Wrong! You are a person who doesn't judge a book by its cover. You find the beauty in others and are always willing to invite them in and give them a chance.

If your favorite side dish is Brussels Sprouts at Thanksgiving, then you plan on ruining the delicious smell of turkey with the atrocious odor of those green, slimy, tiny cabbages. I specifically hope that if you prefer to fill more than a third of your plate with the sprouts, you bring them yourself. (It's even worse if you prefer them boiled over baked.) This Thanksgiving dinner, please try some mashed potatoes or stuffing. It will change your whole outlook on life.

If your favorite side dish at Thanksgiving is mashed potatoes, then you're a person who loves comfort. You find solace in familiar things. Mashed potatoes are a classic staple on your holiday dish, this says that you are someone who values family and tradition.

If you prefer this unique combination on your Thanksgiving dinner plate, you are a creative and imaginative person. You love to try new things, even if they're not guaranteed to work. You are an adventurer with a sweet tooth, and it's what your friends and family love most about you.

Congratulations, you are among the few who prefer this side on your Thanksgiving plate. You are independent and make your own decisions, despite what others might say. Cranberry jelly is the metaphor for "take me as I am." You also live by the mantra, "If it ain't broke, don't fix it."

Jail. If you decide that all you want on your plate at Thanksgiving dinner is a slice of turkey... Ok, maybe jail is a bit much. But go sit in the corner! This meal was built on its sides, so to not include any is unacceptable. For the sake of your friends and family, please throw some corn and mashed potatoes on your plate this holiday.

You have a big heart! There are lots of ways to make stuffing and each way is delicious. If you like to load up on the stuffing during the holiday, not only do you have great taste, but you are also a generous and giving person. You enjoy stepping back and giving others the spotlight to feel special.