Melissa’s Blog

Melissa’s Blog

Melissa’s Blog

Chevy Chase hides behind the tree in a scene from the film 'Christmas Vacation', 1989. (Photo by Warner Brothers/Getty Images)

We all love funny insults. Especially ones that come from some of our favorite movies. Hearing a funny insult instantly makes you laugh even if you feel bad for the person that’s being insulted. They also tend to be some of the most memorable quotes in movies. The Independent has put together its list of the funniest movie insults of all time and they are absolutely hilarious. Many of the quotes that were chosen are lines that when you hear them, you instantly know which movie they came from. Others may take a little refreshing of the memory. We will mention some insults from The Independent’s site but we will also include some of YOUR favorites.

  • "Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?" The Breakfast Club

  • "If staying here means working within 10 yards of you, frankly, I'd rather have a job wiping Saddam Hussein's arse." Bridget Jones's Diary

  • "From what I hear, you couldn't hit water if you fell out of [an effing] boat." Bull Durham

  • "You're somewhere between a cockroach and that white stuff that accumulates at the corner of your mouth when you're really thirsty." Con Air

  • "That's all you got, lady: two wrong feet and [effing] ugly shoes." Erin Brockovich

  • "To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people." A Fish Called Wanda

  • "You are literally too stupid to insult." The Hangover

  • "Your face looks like Robin Williams' knuckles." Knocked Up

  • "I'll explain and I'll use small words so that you'll be sure to understand, you warthog faced buffoon." The Princess Bride

  • "I got a question: if you guys know so much about women, how come you're here on a Saturday night completely alone drinking beers with no women anywhere?" Say Anything

  • "To everyone here who matters, you're spam. You're vapour. A waste of perfectly good yearbook space." She's All That

  • “I don’t shut up, I grow up, and when I look at you, I throw up” Stand by Me

  • Go sell crazy somewhere else, we’re all stocked up here! As Good As It Gets

  • "You couldn't hit water if you fell out of a boat" Dodgeball

  • "You play ball like a girl!" Sandlot

  • "Well, you slime eating dogs! You scum sucking pigs! You sons of a motherless goat!" The Three Amigos

    'You dirt-eating piece of slime! You scum-sucking pig! You son of a motherless goat!' - Three Amigos!

    Lucky Day: You dirt-eating piece of slime! You scum-sucking pig! You son of a motherless goat!

  • "Hallelujah! Holy S***! Where's The Tylenol?" Christmas Vacation rant by Clark Griswold

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