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Composer John Williams conducts the orchestra during The New York Philharmonic Spring Gala: Celebrating John Williams at Wu Tsai Theater, David Geffen Hall in New York City on April 25, 2023. - Spielberg and Williams have collaborated on 29 feature films. (Photo by ANGELA WEISS / AFP) (Photo by ANGELA WEISS/AFP via Getty Images)

Audio is going viral of a woman reportedly moaning in pleasure during an orchestra performance in LA. It happened during the Los Angeles Philharmonic’s performance Friday night smack dab in the middle of Tchaikovsky’s fifth symphony. It also happened at the most inopportune time, for her, as the orchestra had gone silent. Her moan could be heard clear as day throughout the entire concert hall. Witnesses at the performance claim they saw the woman breathing heavily during the performance and after was seen smiling. Her partner allegedly didn’t address it as he didn’t want to embarrass her. So what really happened?

According to several witnesses, they were positive the woman was moaning in pleasure and had an actual orgasm. However, some question the incident and feared for the woman’s safety. Some believed the woman had an actual medical emergency. However, that theory was debunked after other witnesses say she remained at the concert the entire time and did not leave nor did she appear to be sick. It looks like this mystery woman did indeed have a full body “or**sm” in her seat at the show and the reactions to the audio clip have been absolutely hilarious.

As you can expect, since the clip has gone viral, people have been posting their reactions to the incident. One Twitter user commented: “All they heard was “IM GONNA CRESCENDO.” Another had a theory that her boyfriend may have been close by with a remote operated sex toy: “Probably Her bf is somewhere in the court room with the remote😬.” Regardless of what happened, it’s making for a pretty hilarious story and people on social media has a lot to say about it. Here are some of the most hilarious reactions we could find to the drama that unfolded last Friday. Have fun!

  • @tommytwoclubs woman went "ahhhhhh capella"

  • @Jaktunes69 will have what she's having

  • @1loveforallbeings said she felt the G spot

  • @distinctalerts gets thrown out of Olive Garden for the same thing

  • @Ashawthing_ gets annoyed when this happens in movie theaters

  • @ussjimmycarter wants to learn the trumpet that well

  • @kristinadanxo wants to be next

  • @samelliottsam had jokes

  • @per_hansen says ticket sales will take off now

  • @churchcarlton doubts it was an "or**sm"

  • @dynastEmory says there's gonna be an influx of women now

  • @irldedsec says she was faking

  • @sunshine90001 says men give up on both the g spot and the orchestra

  • @sherionice says she's judging her big time

  • @silverjocelyn says her friends witnessed it

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